FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 08, 2012

A bullet to the head is preferable?

Hmmm, I have to wonder what Jason is being punished for. Other than having Paige and Peter as siblings I mean.

Watching pretty much ANYTHING on TV now days is intellectually like playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol.

I will go away for $19.95. Call now and we will give you a pair of earmuffs, two eye patches, and a mute button absolutely free. Remember we’ll talk for a limitless time, so call now while sanity last.

I call the mute button on my remote the “Billy Mays Button” after the late pitchman. My favorite TV network is OFF.

I named my mute function Vince Offer, after the man who pitches ShamWow, Slap Chop, and now Schticky. Causes me grief at morning and late at night.

Now they’re getting into some SERIOUS stakes!

Yikes, that’s gotta be painful for the brain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

Guy’s more interesting that his commercials…