Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 24, 2012

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    Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago

    And my cousin who was born on Squirrel Appreciation Day is a squirrel.

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    Goyeshiva  over 12 years ago

    When consumption of ice cream increases in America, deaths by drowning increases also. Must be ice cream causes drowning.

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    TheSkulker  over 12 years ago

    Spoken like a true politician. She has her career laid out already.

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    p_b1999  over 12 years ago

    Renri, or Human (Birth)Day, should be the 7th day of the Chinese calendar year. (Jan 29 in 2012). The first day is chicken.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renri

    and since the premise is false, the conclusion is false. Q.E.D.

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    wwh85cp  over 12 years ago

    Don’t get us started on that!

    Seriously, if @towerwarlock thinks of the First Lady as a cow, he(?) has got more questionable issues bouncing around in his head than the author of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Infallibility of the Holly Bibble is not necessary when you have the videotape of Moses on the Mountain. And anybody who thinks the kid has a career in politics…American style…has NO concept of how highly developed the successful political actors are. But then, most stupid people don’t notice smarter people who are fooling them at car lots, either. You might look at the current “Lucky Cow…”

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    If you were born on July 14, does that make you a Bastille?

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