Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2012
January 24, 2012
January 26, 2012
Transcript:
Croc: Hey, Larry. Whuh is Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata fraternity greeting? Larry: Ees bedonkadonk rub. Me rub my badonkedonk against you bedonkedonk. Why? Croc: Becuss you ees got drunk een bar and someone took peecture of you rubbing badonkadonks. Larry: So? Whuh wrong wid doing alternate greeting of frendsheep wid udder crockydile? Croc: Was not udder crookydile.
lizardlover2 almost 13 years ago
OMG, I’m first! But really what is there to say about this? “Mah baby’s got a big ol’ badonkadonks.”
LLABDDO almost 13 years ago
Kinky!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Busted by cell phone photo again! Admit it, crockydile, you loved it.
Harryfan almost 13 years ago
A fantasy is realized.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Thank Gooodness it was only the badonkadonks and not the oopa loopas!
chireef almost 13 years ago
zeba zeba musta been toasted too.
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
that was one heck of a mixer. is the zebra crossing over?
wiselad almost 13 years ago
truth comes out, Larry wants be “Zebra’s buddy”, not want “Zebra’s body”
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Oh, my!
FENRISULFR almost 13 years ago
CLASSIC!
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Hm. The last three days haven’t been very good. I like the strip, but it’s gotten a little dull. Maybe there’ll be better ones later.
zero almost 13 years ago
Toby Keith is on the phone. And we both think the above needs to buy a sense of humor. If not place…
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Larry’s reputation among the Bobs and Burts will be ruined! Consorting with enemy! In public! Badonkadonking, for goodness’s sake!Yeah, that must have been one heckuva party! Who had the camera?
boogshine almost 13 years ago
oh, lord no.
finale almost 13 years ago
More cartoonland fantasy….what was that the cartoonist was smoking…..the world wonders!
Skarlett Premium Member almost 13 years ago
LOL! Was Zeeba drunk too??
doublepaw almost 13 years ago
The Crocs are not favorites of mine at all.
Lowtech almost 13 years ago
OH DAMN
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Shopped!!I can tell it’s been Photoshopped because I’ve seen lots of Shopped pictures and can tell from the shadows and some of the pixels.
rolleg almost 13 years ago
Love and peace!
patsysutcliffe Premium Member almost 13 years ago
love it.
rshive almost 13 years ago
No more drinks for Larry… or for Zeba for that matter.
boreas2 almost 13 years ago
what zeba will say when he sees this pic?
ossiningaling almost 13 years ago
Interesting that the photo was found in an old-fashioned photo album with actual locator corners.
musicnut1986 almost 13 years ago
For the rest of us (or at least, me) what is his intended meaning of “Oopa Loopas”? Anything like “bodatious tatas”?
nancyroy2 almost 13 years ago
darn Facebook!
Jess V almost 13 years ago
The media will have a field day with this scandal.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
LMBO…(Laughed my badonkadonk off . . . . ☻)
Harryfan almost 13 years ago
The Christian right has announced that they will soon release a statement about this behavior.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Was not udder crockydile… Is udder disaster!÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷That photo should be on a T-shirt with a caption that reads, “When you’re drunk, the world is your friend.”÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Hey Stephan, here’s a suggestion for the title of your next book: Ebony & Ivory & Green Leather.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Larry ees put his badankadonk in beeg trouble. Maybe heem change hees name to Bob?
Chibi-robo64 almost 13 years ago
Chibi-Robo: GAH! MY EYES!
Marcus: THE HORROR!
Hoodude almost 13 years ago
Not chive worthy
Stonemomma almost 13 years ago
I love the crocs.
adrianmonk almost 13 years ago
Time for Stephan to take another vacation. Worst strip ever.
mark-r almost 13 years ago
Awesome! Bartender made it a hurricane made the croc insane. Its only half past 12, I don’t care. Its 5 o’clock somewhere.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Woahhhh!
LOL xxx
TileComics almost 13 years ago
I didn’t figure Zebra for a drinker.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
I saw that! It was at the Safari Club in Estacada, OR last Saturday.
Dave Thorby almost 13 years ago
“Oh I love to go out fishing In a river, or a creek But I don’t enjoy it half as muchAs dancing cheek to cheek”
calvinnatefrazz almost 13 years ago
MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!
NJ Lyon almost 13 years ago
No, it is the language of Pearls Before Swine. Read some of the earlier strips to find out the meaning.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 13 years ago
Hahaha! You must watch a lota Craig Ferguson, Rad. (doncha get a hoot seeing the people that didn’t get your joke try to correct you?)
mwhall001 almost 13 years ago
Pearls
mwhall001 almost 13 years ago
… of wisdom if I ever saw one
stip1134 almost 13 years ago
needs the classic crock monks
stip1134 almost 13 years ago
but still fun
edonline almost 13 years ago
So, was Larry in one of the “zeeba” bars or was or was the zeeba in a “crockydile” bar?
And was there a cover charge and dancing?
pigbacon almost 13 years ago
“Badonkadonk.”I’ll start using that.
lakita_lover almost 13 years ago
Scandalous!! ROTFL!
wroady almost 13 years ago
KINKY!!!
Zebrails almost 13 years ago
“Consorting with enemy!” ?There is no enemy… there is the food source and the preyer.
fmasroor almost 13 years ago
Somehow, that picture looks cute. (Cute in this strip?)
gocomics over 10 years ago
This is pretty close to the “fanny rub” suggested in an earlier strip [American usage of fanny]
Clearstream about 8 years ago
MY EYES!! MY EYES!! OH CRAP! washes eyes with bleach
ergsrge over 4 years ago
facepalm
Spirit749 almost 4 years ago
Goodbye larry.