Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2012

OMG, I’m first! But really what is there to say about this? “Mah baby’s got a big ol’ badonkadonks.”

Kinky!

Busted by cell phone photo again! Admit it, crockydile, you loved it.

A fantasy is realized.

Thank Gooodness it was only the badonkadonks and not the oopa loopas!

zeba zeba musta been toasted too.

that was one heck of a mixer. is the zebra crossing over?

truth comes out, Larry wants be “Zebra’s buddy”, not want “Zebra’s body”

Oh, my!

CLASSIC!

Hm. The last three days haven’t been very good. I like the strip, but it’s gotten a little dull. Maybe there’ll be better ones later.

Toby Keith is on the phone. And we both think the above needs to buy a sense of humor. If not place…

Larry’s reputation among the Bobs and Burts will be ruined! Consorting with enemy! In public! Badonkadonking, for goodness’s sake!Yeah, that must have been one heckuva party! Who had the camera?

oh, lord no.

More cartoonland fantasy….what was that the cartoonist was smoking…..the world wonders!

LOL! Was Zeeba drunk too??

The Crocs are not favorites of mine at all.

OH DAMN

Shopped!!I can tell it’s been Photoshopped because I’ve seen lots of Shopped pictures and can tell from the shadows and some of the pixels.

Love and peace!

love it.

No more drinks for Larry… or for Zeba for that matter.

what zeba will say when he sees this pic?

Interesting that the photo was found in an old-fashioned photo album with actual locator corners.

For the rest of us (or at least, me) what is his intended meaning of “Oopa Loopas”? Anything like “bodatious tatas”?

darn Facebook!

The media will have a field day with this scandal.

LMBO…(Laughed my badonkadonk off . . . . ☻)

The Christian right has announced that they will soon release a statement about this behavior.

Was not udder crockydile… Is udder disaster!÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷That photo should be on a T-shirt with a caption that reads, “When you’re drunk, the world is your friend.”÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Hey Stephan, here’s a suggestion for the title of your next book: Ebony & Ivory & Green Leather.

Larry ees put his badankadonk in beeg trouble. Maybe heem change hees name to Bob?

Chibi-Robo: GAH! MY EYES!

Marcus: THE HORROR!

Not chive worthy

I love the crocs.

Time for Stephan to take another vacation. Worst strip ever.

Awesome! Bartender made it a hurricane made the croc insane. Its only half past 12, I don’t care. Its 5 o’clock somewhere.

Woahhhh!

LOL xxx

I didn’t figure Zebra for a drinker.

I saw that! It was at the Safari Club in Estacada, OR last Saturday.

“Oh I love to go out fishing In a river, or a creek But I don’t enjoy it half as muchAs dancing cheek to cheek”

MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!

No, it is the language of Pearls Before Swine. Read some of the earlier strips to find out the meaning.

Hahaha! You must watch a lota Craig Ferguson, Rad. (doncha get a hoot seeing the people that didn’t get your joke try to correct you?)

Pearls

… of wisdom if I ever saw one

needs the classic crock monks

but still fun

So, was Larry in one of the “zeeba” bars or was or was the zeeba in a “crockydile” bar?

And was there a cover charge and dancing?

“Badonkadonk.”I’ll start using that.

Scandalous!! ROTFL!

KINKY!!!

“Consorting with enemy!” ?There is no enemy… there is the food source and the preyer.

Somehow, that picture looks cute. (Cute in this strip?)

This is pretty close to the “fanny rub” suggested in an earlier strip [American usage of fanny]

MY EYES!! MY EYES!! OH CRAP! washes eyes with bleach

facepalm

Goodbye larry.