The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 10, 2012

Oops, o well, it’s replaceable.

As plain as the nose on your … oh well.

one day she will be a chip off the old spud.

Great eyes too.

she’ll grow up to be a bit too nosy

Another thing you don’t say to your kids in Potatoland:“Ok, we’re about to step off the curb, so take my hand.”

Scenery looks like Battle Zone.

The blond is a commentator.

Thank heaven for small murphies.

All eyes are upon you.

punbelievable

I promise s’not to.

She’s pretty young to be picking noses like that!

When I was little, I use to have a Mr Potato Head set, but I got rid of it when the X rated version came out!!

Cue the Arnold Schwartzenegger voice:“It’s not a tuber!”

She has a bright future as a plastic surgeon, doing nose jobs.

Mr Potato head has no nose? How does he smell?…

Doreen, always excited to come upon a new family out and about, quite innocently questioned as to the family lineage resulting in the “New” baby potato… to which the proud father’s response that the “Poternal” genes are of the….“fine Russet lineage”, But only after an uncomfortable pause, and after repeating the query did the unseemingly mother of unknown pedigree hesitantly respond…^^^“Idaho”

From Addams Family – gazing at Morticia’s new baby:

“Aw, he has his grandfather’s eyes”

“Gomez! Take those out of his mouth.”

Of all the noses in the world, she picks her dads.The small fry is a real sweet potato.

The ‘ol man’s eye’s look like he’s baked.

During the night, he probably wants someone to eat his ears so he doesn’t have to hear her.

“Wouldn’t it be funny if you didn’t have a nose?”

Free flashback for Boomers. I was so glad when the stations stopped playing it!