Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 30, 2011

But you do have a hairy butt, Mrs Bigfoot..

And you could use a wax job.

Is that Lola Granola in the before ad?

Mr. Bigfoot probably likes big butts, although he doesn’t know why…..

Yes, you do! And, you’re walking on what appears to be a page from someone’s holy book. So don’t flap your hairy left appendage at me, young lady!

BIG FOOTS, BIG TOE.

Another question best not answered: “Do these shoes make my feet look big?”

Re: The altered image. It’s possible the people moved, but it’s not possible that their tracks moved. They were both Photoshopped out.

Also, the time between the two photos was only the time it took a car to drive one car length – just a few seconds. (Look at the second car relative to the markings in the snow on the street.) Unless the people were all sprinting, they wouldn’t be out of the picture that fast.

Interesting that what was not Photoshopped was the fact that the hearse is an American Lincoln Continental. It’s very clear in the movies that appear on the news programs, so I guess there was no point in trying to alter this photo.

P.S. They need to hire real actors to feign mourning. Those were the worst acting jobs I’ve ever seen.

Thanks for the picture of the female cardinal, Teresa. Loved it.

It doesn’t matter dear nobody will ever see it anyways.

You’re damn right, tha t Kit Kat commercial is horribly annoying.

this just in:General Fransciso Franco is STILL dead

eureka! validation that I’m not alone in DESPISING the sounds of that kitkat commercial……don’t know why, but those satisfied human humming sounds grate on me the most….

Haha! I LOVE Kitkat commercials. Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat-Bar!

Big feet yes, butt, no.

I don’t mind your butt, but your pedal extremities really are obnoxious. Thank you, Fats Waller

Kit-Kat Commercials:Carl’s, Jr. commercials—-the audio used to sound like feral pigs, with microphones in their throats. MUTE.

@Altered image: the missing dudes are obviously GoComics readers. They had to go. The thing on the tripod was capturing images for use by “The Frog Blog”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCpG32tPVM

“…it’s only my ostentatious furbelow.”

I like big butts, there’s no denying…Sir Mixalot…

Wonder what the president’s wife would say.