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FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 30, 2012
May 29, 2012
May 31, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: You want me to be your personal secretary? Paige: I'd pay you... Jason: Paige, I wouldn't stoop to that job for all the money on earth! Do you hear me?! All the money on earth! Paige: ... And you'd get to wear this cool telephone headset I bought. Jason: For the record, Paige, I didn't sell out my principles, I temporarily bartered them! Paige: That's "Miss Fox" from now on, please.
cdward almost 13 years ago
That can’t be right – all the sitcoms I’ve seen have the employee verbally abusing their bosses all the time. And everyone knows sitcoms are real.
zoidknight almost 13 years ago
Actually she is now dependant on him. So yes he can.
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Oh trust me, he’ll find a way to drive Paige up the wall.
khcm1157 almost 13 years ago
‘Miss Fox’ is too formal, I thought he was her Personal Secretary.
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
This was a while ago. That cutting-edge phone headset is now available in your local Goodwill.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
Jason … you do realize you’ve just sold your soul, don’t you?