Spider: Hello, I'm a cat. And gee, I wonder what time it is?! Oh, that's right...it's time to smack the spider! Because I have no life!
Garfield: Attitude adjustment time.
Some spider jokes are amusing, but some (like today’s) go overboard into wtf unbelievability. My brain can’t comprehend why most of the spiders in Garfield’s house want to die.
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
I wonder if Garfield does anything else with a newspaperbesides squashing spiders. Like read it.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
It’s time for Boris, the spider, to be impressed by the newspaper.
sheep almost 13 years ago
The Garfield today seems to have fewer stripes.
codycab almost 13 years ago
Squish it good Garfield.
King_Shark almost 13 years ago
I’d love to see a strip where a black widow gives Garfield what he so richly deserves.
poppy1313 almost 13 years ago
Boris is about to have no life
jaxxm almost 13 years ago
He is about to be ex-spidered.
rockstarjeo almost 13 years ago
sarcasm! thy name is garfield!
Dr_Fogg almost 13 years ago
Oh sure!!! Now I have that song stuck in my head. Who would have thought it funny! Boris sure didn’t! He came to a sticky end… :-P
Rooster17780 almost 13 years ago
spiders need some respect, garfield
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Wonderful, Garfield begins his war with spiders this week.
rmacprivate almost 13 years ago
Poor Garfield he doesn’t understand role reversal therapy.
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
All spiders or like snakes to me..they all are poisonous. I kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out.
Kathe almost 13 years ago
Good use for a newspaper. Flatten that Inky Dinky Garfield!
Number Three almost 13 years ago
WHACK!
I love the spider.
LOL xxx
tbritt99 almost 13 years ago
Give spider a newspaper & see how that pans out.
IdahoSpud almost 13 years ago
Some spider jokes are amusing, but some (like today’s) go overboard into wtf unbelievability. My brain can’t comprehend why most of the spiders in Garfield’s house want to die.
bobpeters61 almost 13 years ago
Yeah, well look who’ll have no life 5 seconds from now.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Boris’ attempt to shame Garfield would seem to be in vain.
Rrhian Blade almost 13 years ago
And that’s when true psychology was first invented…
bunnylover9 over 11 years ago
spider smacking time
EugeneKim about 6 years ago
NO LIFE????