Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 01, 2012

Hmm-mm, I wonder why?

And they can hear me better.

All those guys making passes and she doesn’t even realise she’s in season.

Thank goodness, it’ll be over after Sunday.

Well, a dog is men’s best friend.

Oh, no! The Cone of Shame!

No risk of a “shotgun wedding” in her future. Every guy feels safe from fatherhood with her.

Somebody sneak him into the Super Bowl. He’ll be on T.V. for sure.

Do they feed her out of a really super bowl?

A year later, she withdrew somewhat, and many considered the operation’s success to be questionable, if not pretty shaky.

Had a bare-boned, tremulous, and not too vital following, though.

Quite a chatterbox – that is, until she would start pouting (thought to be the result of much punting.)

LOL at everybody!

Picto — um…. I think that’s pretty funny…. first I have to find my “Collins Sports/English Dictionary.”

I am such a nerd.

@Hitstorm….. sniffle…. so sad…..

@Susan, I never notice games except for the comments of others.