Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 20, 2012

Trans-plant time.

He must of been massaging something other thanhis scalp.

Can’t make a crop grow on barren soil, Wiz?

Give him that potion you gave him for the scalp.

that hairware be handhood

Oh, I forgot to mention… wear gloves. ;-)

I don’t think he read the directions on the bottle.

“Send Harry in and I’ll see what I can do.”

I heard that the first sign of insanity was growing hair on the palms of your hands, and the second sign was looking for it… coz when you tell people of the first sign, they usually look at the palm of their hands… and that’s when you tell them about the second sign…

Drugs have side effects…….this one didn’t effect his side, just his knuckles.

it was supposed to cause bad eyesight and hairyknuckles. I just put on my reading glasses butI still can’t make out if there is hair on my knuckes

Once again, the Wizard proves to be a lousy magician.

Am I the only one thinking of Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir?