Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 24, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Never share your personal problems with your customers. Their main concern is the cheesy bread.

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    Kali39  almost 13 years ago

    Because it’s Fly Pizza, sir, that’s why.

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    Ida No  almost 13 years ago

    “Well, sir, see, that’s the funny part. I hope you like cheesy diptera, sir.”

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    firedome  almost 13 years ago

    except for the color, the teleporter looks like the tardis…

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Um, and well, flies like to walk on poop, so that’s another ingredient..

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    pcolli  almost 13 years ago

    “I was going to order a pizza tomorrow, but I’ve been invited out. Are you in the right universe?”

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    Sandfan  almost 13 years ago

    Still, could be worse. Could have been the usual spleen-ectomy.

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    DetectiveKemper  almost 13 years ago

    And a TARDIS isn’t a teleporter.

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    4shadow  almost 13 years ago

    More realistically, his DNA should be combined with the millions of tiny bacteria and other creatures that live on and in the human body.

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    JoeStrike  almost 13 years ago

    It was a TARDIS yesterday, it’s a teleporter today; what’s it going to be tomorrow, a phone booth? (And who’s that guy inside taking his clothes off?)

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Yet another one of Dr Mel’s fly by nite schemes gone awrey . . . . . . ☻

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    Good one Good Question!

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    makemlaugh  almost 13 years ago

    Winky’s DNA could just as well combine with the pizza. He’d be one big walking cheezy, pepperoni roll. (And of course, the pizza would be wearing his shoes.)

    I’ve heard pizza delivery can be a dangerous business.

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    trimguy  almost 13 years ago

    Yesterday it was a “TARDIS Teleporter”, today it’s simply a teleporter. Maybe they meand “TARDIS-shaped”?A true TARDIS wouldn’t have the fly problem, but I guess that would ruin the joke.

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    ironflange  almost 13 years ago

    Do flies even have spleens?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 13 years ago

    That must have been an exciting trip — Winky’s still bug-eyed!

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    cwreenactor  almost 13 years ago

    Help me. Help me.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Only the Doctor’s TARDIS is a blue police box, because it’s stuck that way. It’s supposed to look like something that belongs in the background. The Master’s and The Rani’s TARDISes were working properly and blended in.TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. It’s not just one particular machine. If Dr. Mel wants to build one using the same principles, he can.Now stop your bellyaching.

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    NightOwl19  almost 13 years ago

    Yeah, no way Dr. Mel would have been able to obtain the Doctor’s TARDIS. He’s just not clever enough.

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    NightOwl19  almost 13 years ago

    As for the fly in the TARDIS-related teleporter, I have only one thing to say:

    EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

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    stamps  almost 13 years ago

    Oh, sorry, I thought you ordered the spleeny bread.

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    cwreenactor  almost 13 years ago

    Actually, it did happen in the “Star Trek: Voyager” episode “Tuvix.” Tuvok, Neelix, and some plants were merged.

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    cheesy bread <3

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