Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 23, 2012

Can he read?

andy, the voice of reason

only after everything else fails, then read the instructions!

It was going to be a cabinet but now it’s an ashtray.

Most instruction are written by someone from Romania trying to translate Japanese into English while being unable to speak any of those languages.

When all else fails, read the destructions.

readme file? We don’t need no stinkin’ readme file.

Andy you can’t give instructions your too lazy to read only not lazy on horse racing.

Wouldn’t have done Chalkie a whole lot of good to read the instructions anyway.

I used to deliver unassembled furniture and most of it was made in either China or Vietnam — and came with instructions that made, “All you base are belong to us.” read like something sensible.

whats instructions? lol

Chalkie’s a man, of course he didn;t read the instructions!

Nor do we ever need/read maps!!

Good one.

Assembly instructions are becoming all but useless anymore. If written, they are in Engrish; otherwise, they are nothing but pictorial, and not very good at that.

Just like me !!!

He knows about reading instructions because he sees Flo do it all the time she puts something together

4th panel: “Well, if he can’t come, at least can his money come?”