Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 27, 2012

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    rentier  almost 13 years ago

    Momā€™s do so, they like it to give good advices to their children, and children refuse them. Itā€™s the course of the world!

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    rentier  almost 13 years ago

    Bathes seem to be the fate of Calvin, he nearly canā€™t get out of them!

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    Phapada  almost 13 years ago

    I Love C&H all strip and Love all commenter seem we ā€™re care to each other hereā€¦.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Well, besides Mom, there is another outside force that Calvin has to deal with:Click here: Ziggy (2002)

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    bluram  almost 13 years ago

    Scoreboard: FEMALES 2 CALVIN 0

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    rshive  almost 13 years ago

    Especially the ones that say ā€œClean up things today.ā€

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    rollerposter  almost 13 years ago

    I think all horoscopes are Taurusā€¦.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    No one controls their own fate, Calvin

    Love the Ziggy strip, Hobbes

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    reese828  almost 13 years ago

    Soap still comes in a bar form. If you wish you can even buy Ivory in bars and have fun making it float.

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    Rakkav  almost 13 years ago

    Somebody has to. Worst fate in the world for a budding ENFP, but necessary. Somone has to remind us once in a while that we really canā€™t do everything and that the whole universe doesnā€™t revolve around us.Iā€™m serious. Documented stuff, this.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    If Calvin were in the stock market, heā€™d be taking a bath there, too!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    I knew it! Calvin gets a ā€˜kickā€™ out of Susie!

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    sonnygreen  almost 13 years ago

    My kid (46 years old) is a wonderful person. When he was Calvinā€™s age, he was a treasure. Where do I sign up for a Calvin type kid that never ages. A kid like that will keep you young forever. . . . or make you want to kill yourself.

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    AshN98  almost 13 years ago

    haha i like that

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    ratlum  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin should,change his ways,read Moms horoscope ,because he may run out of worms and Susie might want to smooch

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    LAVA originally contained pumice for cleaning greasy hands.

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    Forget horoscopes. Most of lifeā€™s rookings are self inflicted ā€“ by own decisions made on faulty/incomplete intel.(And your friends can do you more damage by accident than enemies can on purpose)

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    coffeeturtle  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin learned a lot for one day! One day heā€™ll learn that putting a worm in a girlā€™s hair, though infantile, says ā€œI love youā€! :-) Silly boys!

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    StrangerCoug  almost 13 years ago

    Itā€™s nice to know that you pretty much control your own fate. Iā€™d hate living in a world where everythingā€™s predetermined.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Hi GretchensMomGlad to help you out whenever I can. By the way, I read over the postings from when I was away, and you had some excellent ones. I really liked the two long ones on Payton Manning and on avoiding misunderstandings. Oh ā€” and the beer quotations were very funny. Canā€™t say that I know even half a dozen people who collect beer quotationsā€¦.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Before we we aware of conserving water, I would fill our huge claw foot cast iron tub to the top and FLOAT in it. Heck, I could practically swim in it.

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