Of course they have a pouch for candy! What did you think they’d put in there? The remote? The TV Guide? Heaven forefend they should be two steps away from something with which to stuff their bloated gobs! Intervention? They need to be hauled away in handcuffs by the Cuisine Police!
I was checking out Joy’s thighs there. I know fer sure that she ain’t “Prime” or “Choice,” but maybe “Utility” or “Cutter” or even “Canner.” I do know we could render her out and fuel the Houston bus system for a month.
Good morning to all. Glad to see you are having such fun Leaky and friends.
Joy’s new “call waiting” feature and her ignoring of it reminds me of the movie “The Accidental Tourist.” In it, William Hurt is visiting the world’s weirdest family and the telephone is ringing but they won’t answer it. Hurt asks them about it and David Ogden Stiers replies, “They’ll just call back if it’s important.” Delightful illogic.
Come on you guys. I have enough trouble with English.
Actually, i hate when I am trying to talk to someone and I keep getting, “Oh, someone is trying to reach me, I’ll be right back”. I usually hang up if they are gone more than 30 seconds.
C’mon folks, Spanish is OK (I understand that, but I just awoke and I can’t be bothered to go to one of those translation websites). Besides, I’m still mad at Leaky for disparaging the wind chimes; good chimes are really enchanting. I bought one called “Lark” and it has that as well as the notes which it comprised etched on the wooden paddle.
The only one who breaks off to check her call waiting is my daughter; I would not buy that service because it’s rude. I DO have caller ID, tho and like Mikie’s people, I don’t answer unless I know the number. If the same number calls twice I answer (if only to tell them not to call). Some of those cold callers at least pretend to think they are doing me a favor, so I tell them otherwise and THEN hang up.
Need to translate those special fonts? Just copy and translate with google. My win7 pops up a box but I think you can just call up google and click on translate.
What he said? 我講話的唯一的語言是英語。 The only language I speak is English.
Как раз законченное танцы. Спокойная ночь. Just finished dancing. A quiet night.
I had to check to see what “Magic Bars” are; as expected they are that same kind of “recipe” that requires no real ingredients or work and are up to the Penny standards for lack of nutrition.
The comments were fun but as I’m not interested in learning those other languages, I did not bothr with pasting. I blanched and froze a bunch of the veggies that I had in the frig and watched the decorating shows from last night as well as Drew Peterson; his cases were in play when I moved from IL. The worst father here so far was Fisher and I hope they find him. I’m OK with Spanish and just finished my second prise winning novel of Garcia Marquez a little earlier this year (I have old classics on my shelves that I did not yet read and this month have only read 25 chapters of Quo Vadis (just English translation, I admit); If weather continues nice I’ll be done soon, because I need natural sunlight to read without glasses ;-)
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
Buenos días a todos mis compañeros Crustwoodians!
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
Joy se ve como una ballena varada!
Laura Gildwarg almost 13 years ago
Mornin’ Leaky, mornin’ Crustwood. Looks like we’re the first ones here.
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
Tienen bolsillos cosidos en sus sillones que contienen los dulces? Estas personas necesitan una intervención!
Laura Gildwarg almost 13 years ago
That she does, Leaky. Yes, a great big blue whale — with a rash.
Laura Gildwarg almost 13 years ago
Of course they have a pouch for candy! What did you think they’d put in there? The remote? The TV Guide? Heaven forefend they should be two steps away from something with which to stuff their bloated gobs! Intervention? They need to be hauled away in handcuffs by the Cuisine Police!
Laura Gildwarg almost 13 years ago
Rescue her, Col Chuck? There’s no help for people like the Pennys!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Good morning, Leaky and Purple. Joy is such a rocket scientist…
Laura Gildwarg almost 13 years ago
Mornin’ Marg. Yeah, she’s a rocket scientist, and Burl’s a brain surgeon! snort!
@ Leaky: Lucky? Better him than me!
LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet almost 13 years ago
Как раз законченное танцы. Спокойная ночь.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
“As the stomach turns”
Laura Gildwarg almost 13 years ago
Sorry, Col Chuck, seems I don’t have the font set to read your latest post.
Laura Gildwarg almost 13 years ago
And on that note, I’m going to bed. Catch you guys later in the day.
LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet almost 13 years ago
우리는 재미를 보는가 아직? 잘 자 다시.
mikie2 almost 13 years ago
I was checking out Joy’s thighs there. I know fer sure that she ain’t “Prime” or “Choice,” but maybe “Utility” or “Cutter” or even “Canner.” I do know we could render her out and fuel the Houston bus system for a month.
Good morning to all. Glad to see you are having such fun Leaky and friends.
Pax.
mikie2 almost 13 years ago
Joy’s new “call waiting” feature and her ignoring of it reminds me of the movie “The Accidental Tourist.” In it, William Hurt is visiting the world’s weirdest family and the telephone is ringing but they won’t answer it. Hurt asks them about it and David Ogden Stiers replies, “They’ll just call back if it’s important.” Delightful illogic.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Good morning Crustwood!
I see I’ve landed in the international lounge…
Joy looks even larger than usual today. Maybe the green blouse is more flattering.
That chair may have a hard time re-assuming its upright position. And of course, if it won’t, it’s “defective.”
Meanwhile….
Saya suka terjemahan internet!
svi mi možemo gledati pametan i dobro obrazovani, čak i ako je potpuno krivo.
Voinko mennä nukkumaan nyt?
Hussell almost 13 years ago
Come on you guys. I have enough trouble with English.
Actually, i hate when I am trying to talk to someone and I keep getting, “Oh, someone is trying to reach me, I’ll be right back”. I usually hang up if they are gone more than 30 seconds.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Stop the world let me off!
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
I didn’t go to Mexico……………..I visited Peru and went sailing on Lake Titicaca.
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
C’mon folks, Spanish is OK (I understand that, but I just awoke and I can’t be bothered to go to one of those translation websites). Besides, I’m still mad at Leaky for disparaging the wind chimes; good chimes are really enchanting. I bought one called “Lark” and it has that as well as the notes which it comprised etched on the wooden paddle.
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
The only one who breaks off to check her call waiting is my daughter; I would not buy that service because it’s rude. I DO have caller ID, tho and like Mikie’s people, I don’t answer unless I know the number. If the same number calls twice I answer (if only to tell them not to call). Some of those cold callers at least pretend to think they are doing me a favor, so I tell them otherwise and THEN hang up.
klesmiley_ Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Need to translate those special fonts? Just copy and translate with google. My win7 pops up a box but I think you can just call up google and click on translate.
What he said? 我講話的唯一的語言是英語。 The only language I speak is English.
Как раз законченное танцы. Спокойная ночь. Just finished dancing. A quiet night.
klesmiley_ Premium Member almost 13 years ago
우리는 재미를 보는가 아직? 잘 자 다시. We having fun yet? Good night again.
klesmiley_ Premium Member almost 13 years ago
So, ColChuck, how does my Google translate feature work? Is it close to what you said?
finale almost 13 years ago
hese-tay eople-pay a-ray opeless-hay orons-may.
Plus, do they think the rabbit ears improve the cable/satelite reception?
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
I had to check to see what “Magic Bars” are; as expected they are that same kind of “recipe” that requires no real ingredients or work and are up to the Penny standards for lack of nutrition.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That’s too much copy and paste for me, so what ya’ all said will remain a mystery to me! :-D
The heart is on Joy’s coffee cup. At first I thought it was upside down at the top of the roses, but it’s on the coffee cup.
InTraining Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The backwards clock…. fits right in here…. ! ! !
HadYourPhil almost 13 years ago
Press 1 for English…
jmcx4 almost 13 years ago
Howdy Yall.I’ll try to learn Spanish, but those other languages will have to wait just a bit!
shamest Premium Member almost 13 years ago
lol why waste the money on that feature if you don’t use it
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Ah, thanks gang. the comments are better than usual.
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
I wonder if they use a “pulley” or a “forklift” to get Joy up from that recliner??
Laura Gildwarg almost 13 years ago
@ ColChuck: Thanks for the YouTube link to the offensive translator! I about lost it when I saw that! Something to offend EVERYONE! My kind of funny!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It’s ALL just Google translation, folks.(Um…. don’t mean to insult you Leaky. If your Spanish is that good all on its own, that’s great!)
Most of it has already been translated for you in other comments, such as Smiley’s….
Nothing important lost for those who don’t want to bother copying and pasting the rest…
But fun for those of us who enjoy it.One of mine said something like “internet translation makes us look smart even if it’s completely wrong.”
And my, my, Colonel — I do declare!You will send me running for the smelling salts yet.
In English because from what I could tell, the app was totally unable to handle those idioms in another language! LOL
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
The comments were fun but as I’m not interested in learning those other languages, I did not bothr with pasting. I blanched and froze a bunch of the veggies that I had in the frig and watched the decorating shows from last night as well as Drew Peterson; his cases were in play when I moved from IL. The worst father here so far was Fisher and I hope they find him. I’m OK with Spanish and just finished my second prise winning novel of Garcia Marquez a little earlier this year (I have old classics on my shelves that I did not yet read and this month have only read 25 chapters of Quo Vadis (just English translation, I admit); If weather continues nice I’ll be done soon, because I need natural sunlight to read without glasses ;-)
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
I love the flirtation between Susan and the Colonel ;-P
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet said, about 3 hours ago
@vldazzle
“I love the flirtation between Susan and the Colonel ;-P “
Sorry, it’s not flirtation, its worship!"
That’s what they all say!