Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 12, 2012

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    RonaldDavis  almost 13 years ago

    Ozone collapse has nothing to do with climate change. This blunder is typical of the whole climate-change fad.

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    RonaldDavis  almost 13 years ago

    The only climate-change deniers are the people who deny that large climate changes have occurred throughout Earth’s history, and that Earth is much colder now than during almost all of its history.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Six, dude, you should probably put out a some sort of advanced warning that you are going to say something so funny…many people are drinking hot coffee this time of day…..

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Hey, that’s not R2D2 off to the left in the weeds is it? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo…………………

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  almost 13 years ago

    Pretty (99%) certain it exploded too.

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    rqs1123  almost 13 years ago

    ????????

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    All Terrain Armored Transport or AT AT but they didn’t make good submarines?

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    bleachers Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Somethng’s amiss. If this is an ice planet, I’d expect to see ski troopers, not divers.

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    Alexthegrape Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    What are HOTH years?

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    ^ Ice planet Hoth, years after the collapse of the ozone.

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    Mythreesons  almost 13 years ago

    Dare I mention I don’t get it? But I’m in my twilight years and so far behind you younguns.

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    konradh  almost 13 years ago

    Sorry, but I am not getting Brevity at all lately. I did not understand the Bones joke yesterday—yes, I know star Trek and The Lovely Bones but didn’t understand why he said what he did—and I have no clue on this one.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    MyThreeSons… LOLYour sarcasm is showing!

    Don’t worry — most of us are at an age somewhere between you and the young’un.

    Konrad — yesterday “Bones”, aka Dr. McCoy, is disappointed that despite his assumptions. “The Lovely Bones” is not a tribute to him.

    Today, the Ice Planet, Hoth is shown years after its ozone layer collapsed.

    As it warmed, the melting ice formed oceans, swallowing the AT ATs, which these divers are now trying to salvage.

    I guess “underwater” is not included in “All Terrain."

    Sorry to be late, but HTH

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  almost 5 years ago

    I actually read on Wookieepedia that Hoth is in fact a frozen ocean planet… so this actually isn’t that far off.

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