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Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 14, 2012
February 13, 2012
February 15, 2012
Transcript:
I think most fight songs are lame! They're all "We're so great, we love our school," blah blah blah! ...but shouldn't a fight song have some fighting in it? My song will have our opponents shaking in their boots! "We are the Bobcats, hear us roar. Flesh-eating bobcats, knee-deep in gore." "We are bloodthirsty, vicious and mean. We'll bite off you head and rip out your spleen." Catchy! What's a spleen?
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
Winky better stay away from that school.
Thomas Hilker about 13 years ago
Not bad. I think Nate is on to something.
oregontransplant about 13 years ago
what is a spleen?
Lowtech about 13 years ago
look at chad in the last panel! hes so cute!
ArfArf88 about 13 years ago
That’s actually pretty good!
Stever4u about 13 years ago
… We don’t care if it’s sunny or rain, we’ll knock out your teeth and smash in your Brain. Love P.S. 38.
OldestandWisest about 13 years ago
This is my favorite school fight song:
Hey, Wassamatta, Wassamattu U!Hail our colors, ocher and Alice Blue!We will ere be faithful and true!Wassa, we will never fail!Better we should be in jail!Hail, Wassamatta U!
Potrzebie about 13 years ago
How come no school has bunnies or goldfish as team names?!
tbritt99 about 13 years ago
He should back it up with some theatrics.
pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago
“What’s a spleen?”! Just the funniest (and most fragile) organ in the body of a cartoon character, that’s what!
(The gall bladder is a distant second. The other bladder is dead last. The colon didn’t even bother to submit an application.)
hometownk Premium Member about 13 years ago
The first two lines are good.
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Come on Lincoln, rhyme something with exploding appendix!
Yukoneric about 13 years ago
Two Bits, Four bits, a buck.All for Lakewood lay down and…………………
rainboze about 13 years ago
Two questions: Who the heck is Winky?What is a spleen?
rgcviper about 13 years ago
[SNERK!] For some reason, the word “spleen” has always made me laugh.
Good one.
pnorman1 about 13 years ago
UC Santa Cruz, home of the Fightin’ …uh that doesn’t sound right…..Home of the Slimein’ Banana Slug. Voted in 2008 as one ESPN’s Top Ten Best Team Names.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 13 years ago
I’m afraid that song is too violent for the school Nate!
ateeq8najib over 12 years ago
chad a spleen is1.An abdominal organ involved in the production and removal of blood cells in most vertebrates and forming part of the immune system.2.Bad temper; spite: “he could vent his spleen on the institutions that had duped him”.
BIGNATE#EPIC281 over 8 years ago
Uh… Not apropriate?… NAH!!
Elvis Presley about 7 years ago
My dad had his spleen removed. He got backed into a wall and smashed up pretty bad by a pickup truck and they had to take it out.
Natetheamazing over 4 years ago
Hilarious
Randy L. Betancourt about 4 years ago
marc garneau! marc garneau! hit them high and hit them low!
Aero 64 over 3 years ago
Dang Nate! That’s Bad@$$
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars over 1 year ago
O_o
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
I don’t think the teachers will allow that.