Pickles by Brian Crane for January 31, 2012

I rest my case.

Yeah, I hate when you’re shopping and have bought 2 items but you know you came out to buy 3.

You know there’s a hereafter when you can’t remember what your here after.

I’ll bet he’ll be calling her again in about 5 minutes – or she’ll call him to pick something else up.

The Rx says, “Take two at bedtime.”.

Way to go!

Story of my life. I’m taking 2 different meds to help my memory…when I remember to take them….

that is why you make a list, then leave it on the counter. Story of my life.

It won’t help in either case.

Have you walked into the bathroom and forgot why you were there?

Memory Foam has taken abode in your brain, Earl!

Get me a dozen.

Even worse would be going into a dressing room in the men’s dept and yelling: “Where’s the toilet paper?”

Whenever Earl talks to Opal on the phone I expect

him to use the military vernacular of “Roger” or “Over”

to designate he has ended transmission..how weird..

Don’t know if Earl was ever in the military..

LOL @ all the comments :D

You know why they don’t have toilets on display in stores?