B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 04, 2012

he’s better now. he was sick of being called a hypochondriac

The meanest thing to do to a hypochondriac is to tell them how well they look.

I actually knew of a guy whose Doctor told him that his symptoms were “all in his head.” In fact, it turned out he had a brain tumour.

That reminds me, I need to study for my EKG test.

I’m too sick to answer that.

Some people go on complaining about being sick—for 60 or 80 or even 100 years. And then they DIE just to prove that it wasn’t hypochondria and they were really sick. The NERVE of them!

I heard of a person one time that kept complaining that he was ill, but the doctor just said you think you’re ill.A couple days later, the doctor saw his son in town and asked how is your dad this morning?The boy answered, well, this morning he thinks he’s dead!

That’s the truth! I knew one and nobody would ask how she’s doing. In fact if we saw her first, we’d try to make sure she didn’t see us.

A parking stall at a walk-in clinic? Is that like a pedestrian entrance at the drive-through?

@ JP Steve.. Yeah only you don’t get the happy meal…..

My, isn’t everyone looking bright eyed and bushy tailed today. A nice healthy glow to all your cheeks.