Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 31, 2012

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    hsawlrae  almost 13 years ago

    How much did you make? Send it in.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    King John Fink of England

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    revisages  almost 13 years ago

    the king just attacks that duty himself

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    Celarius Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    don’t let obama see this

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    Harryfan  almost 13 years ago

    Too late, Jerry Brown has seen it and trying to adopt it.

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    Tog  almost 13 years ago

    Is Id in the UK where the taxation premise is if it moves then tax it. If it doesn’t move, then tax it anyway.

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    Sirzanne  almost 13 years ago

    The Olde Worlde version of ‘Gimme’…

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    frglee  almost 13 years ago

    You missed one thing – the soldier pointing a spear to the taxpayers throat!

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    GalleyOar  almost 13 years ago

    I totally understand. With the present entitlements everyone fortunate enough to have a job must support a multitude of others.

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    it’s a cartoon, for gawdsakes. laff at it. yeesh.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 13 years ago

    I gave at the office..sorry

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    You should have it all withheld from their pay before they actually have a chance to spend it.

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    walruscarver2000  almost 13 years ago

    But if you take all their money, they’ll demand welfare.

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    tripwire45  almost 13 years ago

    Every politicians dream come true (regardless of party).

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    JollyRoger56  almost 13 years ago

    There goes the neighborhood!

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    rshive  almost 13 years ago

    King Fink discovers a time-honored tradition in many societies.

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    brklnbern  almost 13 years ago

    I believe that is the official IRS motto. E Pluribus Gimme it All.

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    angelfiredragon  almost 13 years ago

    constutional convention of the states and outlaw taking from working people to give to bums.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I was once in an IRS regional office that had a hallway decorated with framed copies of income tax returns over the decades. The first one was (I believe) from 1913. It basically said: How much did you make? Multiply by some tiny percent. Send it in.

    In comparison, I did my federal taxes last night. What a rats-nest! What ever happened to tax simplification?!

    Of course, the deeper issue is that if government could be constrained to its one moral purpose of defending individual rights, it would be so small it could probably be financed by voluntary contributions.

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    Andre Nauta  almost 13 years ago

    I hope Obama doesn’t see this!!

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    He could have at least said please.

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    starbase502  almost 13 years ago

    I didn’t know that the fink was gov. quinn of Illinois

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    “…Gimmie…..Shelter….”

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Wait! you guys are blaming Jerry Brown…but you forget that Proposition 13 killed the schools, the highways, all the services, and he, Jerry Brown, good public servant, did what you wanted him to: simply enforced the ‘will of ’ such people as the Koch brothers’ colleagues…the subversives who persuaded the majority of citizens of California to abrogate the social contract in favor of their own materiality…caused, among other things…the gang warfares of the 80s, 90s, and the massive growth of prisons…

    Yeah, go ahead, you carefully and selectively forgetful conservatives! cowards. You wouldn’t take responsibility for your fellow humans and American citizens then, and you won’t take responsibility for your results now. You either KNOW what you’ve done and why, which means in my eyes that you are knowing traitors…OR you have been duped.

    I hope that you have been duped, because then that means that you might yet wake up and save the country from what may be the most clever subversive campaign the country has ever been assaulted by…the one which used you to kill California and now persuades you that someone else,t he one you overcame, did it…I certainly HOPE you wake up.

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