Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 03, 2012

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    fhhuber  almost 13 years ago

    That’s part of why they invented fire…

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    tbree  almost 13 years ago

    What, you want Hot Pants?

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    Try marching in a tin can,cold or hot.

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    Sirzanne  almost 13 years ago

    Well, p’raps if he’d chosen the ‘Warm Knight’ education, he’d have a ‘Warm Knight Suit’ instead!

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    JollyRoger56  almost 13 years ago

    I wonder what they did if they had to go to the bathroom while wearing that armor.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 13 years ago

    Must have forgot his under armor.

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    NE1956  almost 13 years ago

    Long day’s journey into a cold knight.

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    TexTech  almost 13 years ago

    You don’t want to keep the armor right next to the fire unless you are looking for some serious second degree burns. Or worse.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 13 years ago

    Dummy! I said get your gear, not put on your gear! Now get your rear outta that gear!

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    kbyrdleroy123  almost 13 years ago

    Complaining ninny! Make him do fifty push ups!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 13 years ago

    Never thought of that!

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 13 years ago

    We had to go on a late night scuba dive and was told to hang our wet suits out side. It frooze that night and we had to suit up early. We coulden’t even bend the wet suits.

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Iron this for me, will you? it’ll warm it up a little bit…

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    whitecarabao  almost 13 years ago

    Mark Twain in “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court” had an accurate description of what it’s like to wear a suit of armor.

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    Stormrider2112  almost 13 years ago

    And you thought “Cold Floor Shock” was bad…

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    Koolfunkygrrl  almost 13 years ago

    yeah and toga parties are way more fun than armour parties :)

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