Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.
Excellent observation…
I’m not sure Dr. Worthington’s studies are Worth it!
Occam’s razor applies.
hmmm..and all those apples got worms whereas windows just give you sore heads…
Its not as common Windows to have problems with birds.
I hate them both today! Went to Apple after hating Windows for years, now my Apple is down and a very expensive fix.
The Dr. has an amazing grasp for the obvious…
So, we’re all supposed to give Apple the bird?
maybe it wasn’t an accident, those apples are brown, maybe they are fermented and the bird is drunk….
he could be charged with flying while ability impaired
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Excellent observation…
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I’m not sure Dr. Worthington’s studies are Worth it!
wicky almost 15 years ago
Occam’s razor applies.
dipsdayal almost 15 years ago
hmmm..and all those apples got worms whereas windows just give you sore heads…
Colt9033 almost 15 years ago
Its not as common Windows to have problems with birds.
cdward almost 15 years ago
I hate them both today! Went to Apple after hating Windows for years, now my Apple is down and a very expensive fix.
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
The Dr. has an amazing grasp for the obvious…
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
So, we’re all supposed to give Apple the bird?
bald almost 15 years ago
maybe it wasn’t an accident, those apples are brown, maybe they are fermented and the bird is drunk….
he could be charged with flying while ability impaired