Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 30, 2009

Please don’t touch yourself there. In public.

We already knew about Teresa.

Bet she made him do that silly pose, too.

That’s Ms. Ugly Hard-Hearted She-Devil to you, buddy.

ejcapulet said, 1 minute ago

That’s Ms. Ugly Hard-Hearted She-Devil to you, buddy.

Excellent.

I’m glad it’s your last appearance, because you are poorly drawn, and that pose makes me squirm…

Yeah, gang, the Comic Strip Industry is like that: sucks in innocent and naive youths, uses and abuses them, and spits them out without a second’s hesitation! In a way I pity Ugly, Hard-hearted, She-devil Teresa. But she made her choices. She could have been a cab-driver, or even a waitress in some cheap café. –But no, the lure of Comics was too heady a scent….

I’ve seen Teresa. She’s not ugly…

Interesting, itisme…. I had some fun rearranging the panels in my mind,,,, but I think the last panel still works only as the punchline - everything else is interchangeable.

What’s a walnetto?

geedee, you don’t remember Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In?

A dirty little old man in a raincoat and hat would ride up to Ruth Buzzi on a children’s tricycle and ask her in a creepy voice, “Hey, little girl, wanna play with my walnettos?” Whereupon Ruth would bash him with her purse. Usually he and the tryke would fall over from the blow.

Today’s FA character appears to be playing with HIS walnettos.

regarding today’s FrogBlog: Is that shot of James Mason doing red toenail polish a scene from “Lolita”?

Uncle Humbert, the lecher. I’ll bet he’s following those walking shoes

When holding such a pose, I would prefer you not refer to beating anybody.

Yeppers, was sure nice knowing you.

If I remember my semaphore, this is the sign for “sometimes I feel like a nut”

jukeofurl: where did you see Teresa?

I think the panels work in any order.

I just hope he was fairly compensated for his effort.

I’m sorry it’s your only appearance, Poorly-Drawn Man, but what did you expect if you insist on doing the Macarena like that?

Every one gets his 15 minutes of fame. This is yours, poorly drawn cartoon man. Enjoy

Well, Teresa DOES have mesmerizing green eyes, though…

The creepy girl with green eyes is not Teresa. That’s Grace the Face!

Oh God! Now you’ve ruined my filthy perverted fantasies, ransomknotts. How can I desire Teresa if it’s not Teresa I desire? (Say, is Grace single? Does she… you know, dream of farm implements?)

U–This is Grace the Face and her story: http://tinyurl.com/ybnmnnl http://tinyurl.com/yag963f

THIS is the hubba-hubba goddess we worship: http://tinyurl.com/yzvakue

Teresa used to have her headshot on her blog but it’s been replaced by an old nurse. Good thing I downloaded Teresa once, and have her on my computer for “special times”.

itchybacon: Thanks for the advanced knowledge - Grace might be a little old for me now, but hey, who knows? I just found FA a month or so ago and love it. I guess I’m going to have to go back in time here and start seeing what I’ve missed.