Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 07, 2012
February 06, 2012
February 08, 2012
Transcript:
Meanwhile, back at the Haywire hacienda! Dutch: You need to distract the thugs so I can get Cobra and RJ! Fawn: What would you like me to do, show a funny cat video on my iPad? Dutch: I need you to dive through the window, do a somersault while pulling out two pistolas from your belt and drop some goons while I go after the fat man. Fawn: I'm a veterinarian, not part of the A-team. Dutch: Sheesh, what are they teaching you dames at finishin' school these days, darlin'?
epiphoney over 12 years ago
Uh, why not shoot them THROUGH the window? You can see ’em after all, right there. Save yourself some wear and tear, Fawn.
mntim over 12 years ago
You have to do it, Fawn, because Dutch has a hole in his shoulder. He’s not as jumpy crashy rolly shooty as he used to be. Isn’t it obvious?
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
Has Dutch been watching Robert Rodriguez films again? Sounds like the bar scene from “Desperado”.
jmcx4 over 12 years ago
The bartender never gets killed! Cheech
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
OK, Fawn. Ask yourself this…What would Xena, Warrior Princess, do?
quartermain over 12 years ago
take in hypos with tranquilizers and make a few hits!
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
The world would be a better place if more of us gals had commando training, if you ask me! :-)