Reaper: No, you can't add more minutes...
There’s a born loser for you.
You mean a credit card doesn’t fix anything that needs fixing?
Surely there must be an app for this?
Usually it’s the roaming charges that kill you.
But will the minutes roll over into your next life?
It was Samara, thus the title of the novel, Appointment in Samara.
The other joke is about the 30-something lawyer who meets the Grim Reaper and complains it’s not yet his time.
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So the Reaper checks the books, and discovers the error: he was using the lawyer’s billed hours rather than lived hours. . . .
@bmonk: lol!
Should have installed that security peep-hole last week! DOH!
He shouldn’t have tossed his TRACphone.
Did he at least have time to pick his carriers?
Moral: Be sure to read the fine print on your long-term cell phone contracts.
September 06, 2014
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
There’s a born loser for you.
naturally_easy about 13 years ago
You mean a credit card doesn’t fix anything that needs fixing?
Aussie Down Under about 13 years ago
Surely there must be an app for this?
Digital Frog about 13 years ago
Usually it’s the roaming charges that kill you.
lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago
But will the minutes roll over into your next life?
hippogriff about 13 years ago
It was Samara, thus the title of the novel, Appointment in Samara.
bmonk about 13 years ago
The other joke is about the 30-something lawyer who meets the Grim Reaper and complains it’s not yet his time.
.
So the Reaper checks the books, and discovers the error: he was using the lawyer’s billed hours rather than lived hours. . . .
Porkie about 13 years ago
@bmonk: lol!
Should have installed that security peep-hole last week! DOH!
KA7DRE Premium Member about 13 years ago
He shouldn’t have tossed his TRACphone.
natureboyfig4 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Did he at least have time to pick his carriers?
photo3d over 11 years ago
Moral: Be sure to read the fine print on your long-term cell phone contracts.