Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 24, 2012

and time to stop feeding him table scraps.

Whoa …. have you counted your children lately?

haha nonsense! He’s still a little itty bitty widdy kitty kitty kitty kittyyyy~

My wife calls the cat, lard butt. Garfield is his role model.

I think that cat ate Garfield!! LOL!

that’s what you’d call a fat cat for sure!!

Revert to his real name: “Meat Loaf.”

While our cat does have a name, I just call it cat,in much the same manner as Seinfeld greeted Newman. We have an agreement, I leave her alone, and she leaves me alone.