The peak of Everest is 8848 meters above sea level, and many people can breathe there more or less alright.
Assume that this ‘Monster’ is in the same proportions as a 2 meter tall man, but built to 4414 to one scale. (And ignoring the square-cube law.) If the city is on the coast, then his mouth is at less than the altitude of Everest.
On the monster’s scale, the CN tower would be twelve and a half centimeters long, with the base and the observation deck about nine milimeters wide. I definitely think that the monster would be tall enough to step on that, and hurt himself on the point.
The flying spaghetti monster does not have this problem… That is why it flies.. Avoids all those very unnecessary things like stepping on building with pointy tops.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
He should of wore shoes then.
codycab over 12 years ago
He’s gonna need a lot of band aids.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
The monster should have consulted with Godzilla.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
Careful you don’t fall straddle on one.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Laugh now… This wouldn’t have happened if that monster had an approved EIS statement. Follow established procedures or take the consequences
We now return you reality
Sillstaw over 12 years ago
Wait… if the monster is stepping on the buildings, then wouldn’t he be so tall as to have his head out in space? How could he survive that?
… he asked about the strip with a cat commenting on a movie on TV.
feyziozsahin over 12 years ago
Does his health insurance cover pointy building wounds ?
rockstarjeo over 12 years ago
giant teepees?
possiblekim over 12 years ago
PPG is not needed here. Since all the pointy building is doing thier job already
Chris Kenworthy over 12 years ago
@Sillstaw:
The peak of Everest is 8848 meters above sea level, and many people can breathe there more or less alright.
Assume that this ‘Monster’ is in the same proportions as a 2 meter tall man, but built to 4414 to one scale. (And ignoring the square-cube law.) If the city is on the coast, then his mouth is at less than the altitude of Everest.
On the monster’s scale, the CN tower would be twelve and a half centimeters long, with the base and the observation deck about nine milimeters wide. I definitely think that the monster would be tall enough to step on that, and hurt himself on the point.
gmforde over 12 years ago
Pointy buildings? Or they could be too hot for his bare feet. :-)
King_Shark over 12 years ago
You actually made me laugh out loud. I needed that.
mj1311 Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s a 10!!
Mitchtheone over 12 years ago
The flying spaghetti monster does not have this problem… That is why it flies.. Avoids all those very unnecessary things like stepping on building with pointy tops.
cybergal29 over 12 years ago
SNERK!
Number Three over 12 years ago
Owwwwwwwww!
xxx
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
He needs some Dr Scholls ’Zilla pads.
orz over 12 years ago
why not just show us the TV
Sandala over 12 years ago
Is Garfield pregnant????
KA7DRE Premium Member over 12 years ago
Sort of like stepping on a tackweed !
fmasroor over 12 years ago
Win.
Masked Pup almost 4 years ago
Evil buildings
Doom almost 3 years ago
Is like stepping on lego
Bring da bling over 2 years ago
Maybe a castle?