Case in point: I smell burnt paper - go into son’s room and ask wha you are burning.
Son - “noth’n”
me - I smell smoke and burnt paper - did you burn paper?
Son - “nope” (staring straight at my face)
me - one more chance - what were you burning?
son - “I did not burn anything”
me - come with me (I close his door and wait 2 minutes)
me - (open the room and walk in with him, the room stinks of burnt paper) So, do you smell that?
Son - “yeah?”
me - it’s the only room that smells like paper was burning. Now lie to my face again and tell me you were not burning paper.
Son - “I did not burn any paper”
me - (exhasperated) You are lying, why does it smell like burnt paper?
Son - “A piece of paper ‘synched’ as I used it to insulate a piece of wire that I placed between the poles on a battery”
AwesomeComicsFan Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Another good one.
bald almost 15 years ago
trust me…. i’d never lie to you
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
Yet another one for Santa’s “naughty list”.
dpierri almost 15 years ago
Case in point: I smell burnt paper - go into son’s room and ask wha you are burning. Son - “noth’n” me - I smell smoke and burnt paper - did you burn paper? Son - “nope” (staring straight at my face) me - one more chance - what were you burning? son - “I did not burn anything” me - come with me (I close his door and wait 2 minutes) me - (open the room and walk in with him, the room stinks of burnt paper) So, do you smell that? Son - “yeah?” me - it’s the only room that smells like paper was burning. Now lie to my face again and tell me you were not burning paper. Son - “I did not burn any paper” me - (exhasperated) You are lying, why does it smell like burnt paper? Son - “A piece of paper ‘synched’ as I used it to insulate a piece of wire that I placed between the poles on a battery”
I could strangle him…..