Pickles by Brian Crane for December 11, 2009

Easy there, Earl Woods.

AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY OUT 700….OR MAYBE ONLY 70, IF YOU GO TO THE THRIFT STORE.

Well now, Opal’s breaking the remote doesn’t look so devestating, does it Earl?

“I should’ve used a seven.” That’s what Tiger’s wife said.

Useless fact #3274279: Tiger Woods’s father’s name really is Earl.

Your aim is off Earl, you missed her again

lol @Proginoskes that cracked me up… wonder what his mom’s name is?

Tiger’s real name is “Eldrick”…

Well, now he can just go without the TV and therefore won’t need the remote at all. And maybe he’ll find he’s happier without it (after the withdrawal).

I said earlier you could chang channels on the front of the TV. Now there is no TV. This is just too funny for me to to happen LOL!!

It’s about time you upgraded to a new HD flatscreen anyway, Earl.

Well Earl that was really stupid. I guess til you can buy a new TV you can read that recycled book Opal gave you last Christmas.

Brian: you have us old foggies down pretty good, AND you manage to stay funny! one of MY favorite ‘toons!

and now Opal is mad at Earl for busting the TV. Are they a perfect couple or what?

In regards to Doctor Toon’s comment, it should be, “…When Earl buys a new remote, it will come with a TV.”

It was all an excuse to buy a new 72” flat screen led.

Earl should’ve used the tip of the handle rather than the hit-the-ball end. NOW he needs a new telly.

You’d think those old fat tvs would be harder to knock over than the new thin ones.

I can see it now Earl and Opal getting on of the new fangled flat screens, and all the new infromation they do not understand. That shopuld be a hoot to see. (I went ) :-) )LOL