Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 27, 2012
February 26, 2012
February 28, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Being an airport security screener is a tough job. Travelers are in a bad mood because they feel like they're being treated like cattle! Crowd: Clank clank clank clank clank clank Ralph: Well, we can't have them wandering off!
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
Well, at least they’re not naked, like real cattle …
Agent54 over 12 years ago
@Proginoskes
They will appear to be after passing though the scanners.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 12 years ago
I had no idea Ralph wasn’t a mall cop anymore.
McGehee over 12 years ago
I discovered that the screeners don’t like it when I start everybody in line mooing.
GalleyOar over 12 years ago
What next, halters, shackles?
OldestandWisest over 12 years ago
So Ralph got a government job! Well, he deserves it, even Ralph is smarter than the average government employee.
rojroj over 12 years ago
Thanks a lot for giving them the idea, Kev.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
better that anywhere you may be at. MSP airport rocks!
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
Finally! More cowbell!!! ;D
mxlance over 12 years ago
Ralph was a Mall Cop, then a Guard at a Gated Community, and now is suddenly an Air Port Screening Guard(TSA?).No-Neck seems to follow him job to job! How does he earn enough to support a family of five in a 2 story house?! Impossible as any kind of security guard!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
No-Neck has a brother, Red….. Red Neck. I’m not making this up.
Erasmus Nephalius Johnson about 5 years ago
Just take them off before you go through the X-ray machine