Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 01, 2012

Trouble selling tickets or were they into moo’d music?

Poor Fat Albert…another has-been celebriy goes bad

Down south in New Orleans,The prettiest girls I’ve ever seen.Sparkling eyes, lips so sweet,we make love to the Rumba beat.Ship’s at anchor, my suitcase packed,Got a one way ticket, ain’t comin’ back.Life’s a pleasure, love’s no dream,Down south in New Orleans.

It looks as if that jazz band ‘milked it for all it was worth’!

The jazz band wasn’t ‘cowed’ by the bovine herd!

It was a ’moo’ving tribute. On such an occasion, the cows should be seen, but not ‘herd’!

Eh … Svalbard is neither a single island (it’s every island, islet, and skerry in the region), nor simply Norwegian: It is subject to the Svalbard treaty, which among other things gives all signatories equal right to commercial activity. The Soviet Union and later Russia have been using this right, and there’s an entire Russian community built around coal mining up there,

Puts a different spin on that consulate, eh?

What?? – No udder puns?

It’s a known fact that cows that are milked to the sound of music give better milk. It soothes them. That’s something Lucy should have told Linus in today’s Peanuts.

@FANOLIO,Well, that’s an udder subject, isn’t it? To utter udder puns might be considered an udder disgrace by some people and would be udderly preposterous. Udder plays-on-words should not be milked to the uddermost. Udderwise, I could prattle on indefinitely. Have an udderly great day!

Most people wouldn’t have the guts to do what that obese man did!

I think that was on You Tube.