The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 11, 2009
December 10, 2009
December 12, 2009
Transcript:
Eno: I want a pair of those shoes with little wheels on the bottom, with purple racing stripes on the side. Santa: Gee. I don't know... Those are really hard to find these days. I can't make any promises. What size?
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WoodEye almost 15 years ago
Hey if it’s that easy, ask for a Ferrari.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
I bet that’s the first child Santa has seen with whiskers and a beer belly.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
That’s it Eno, grease those wheels!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
it’s bribe-a-santa!
bald almost 15 years ago
doesn’t eno know he has to send santa his list, the jolly old guy can’t remember every thing all those kids ask for
comicgos almost 15 years ago
How humiliating, but what choice did Eno have since the US Post Office no longer accepts “Letters to Santa”!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The USPS accepts letters to Santa, they just don’t route them to North Pole, Alaska anymore. The population there would write letters back to some kids (signed by Santa or his Helpers), which would carry the North Pole postmark. But it turned out there’s a registered sex offender working (completely legally) in the Post Office there, so people got freaked out and shut down the program. I don’t know that there were ever any incidents of inappropriate letters being sent to the kiddies, but you know how people are…
comYics almost 15 years ago
Hey looks as though its a satan.
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
How about a nose warmer? That schnozz of his is big enough to cause a ‘tilt’ catastrophe right there on Santa’s lap.
5639 almost 15 years ago
$1 could probably buy a pair on craigslist.
NoBrandName almost 15 years ago
Doubtful, bruce
Geezer75 almost 15 years ago
As they say “Money Talks”