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Eno: I want a pair of those shoes with little wheels on the bottom, with purple racing stripes on the side.
Santa: Gee. I don't know... Those are really hard to find these days. I can't make any promises. What size?
The USPS accepts letters to Santa, they just donāt route them to North Pole, Alaska anymore. The population there would write letters back to some kids (signed by Santa or his Helpers), which would carry the North Pole postmark. But it turned out thereās a registered sex offender working (completely legally) in the Post Office there, so people got freaked out and shut down the program. I donāt know that there were ever any incidents of inappropriate letters being sent to the kiddies, but you know how people areā¦
WoodEye about 15 years ago
Hey if itās that easy, ask for a Ferrari.
Llewellenbruce about 15 years ago
I bet thatās the first child Santa has seen with whiskers and a beer belly.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Thatās it Eno, grease those wheels!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
itās bribe-a-santa!
bald about 15 years ago
doesnāt eno know he has to send santa his list, the jolly old guy canāt remember every thing all those kids ask for
comicgos about 15 years ago
How humiliating, but what choice did Eno have since the US Post Office no longer accepts āLetters to Santaā!
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
The USPS accepts letters to Santa, they just donāt route them to North Pole, Alaska anymore. The population there would write letters back to some kids (signed by Santa or his Helpers), which would carry the North Pole postmark. But it turned out thereās a registered sex offender working (completely legally) in the Post Office there, so people got freaked out and shut down the program. I donāt know that there were ever any incidents of inappropriate letters being sent to the kiddies, but you know how people areā¦
comYics about 15 years ago
Hey looks as though its a satan.
pierreandnicole about 15 years ago
How about a nose warmer? That schnozz of his is big enough to cause a ātiltā catastrophe right there on Santaās lap.
5639 about 15 years ago
$1 could probably buy a pair on craigslist.
NoBrandName about 15 years ago
Doubtful, bruce
Geezer75 about 15 years ago
As they say āMoney Talksā