The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 22, 2012

At least he’s “Free Range”

Good Morning all you Gargyles

The way she’s holding it makes me wonder about the kid’s bucket list.

this is a little dark even for Argyle Sweater lol

I don’t think breaking the window is crispy, so it must be an original sin.

Wow,, Dad just goes to pieces over every infraction.

He’s a real wing nut…. no wonder all their other chicks have flown the coop.

Mama knows Dad rules the roost, so she hates having to take sides.

Hugh ain’t much of a rooster as far as roosters go.

That boy is acting a little cocky today.

Hopefully the kid won’t kick the bucket.

I’ll have extra crispy.

General-ly, you should keep Major family incidents in Private.

Well you guys seem to have mined all the nuggets out of this toon.

Give the kid a choice – It’s either military school and the colonel, or Catholic school and he becomes a fryer.

Don’t worry, kid, it’s an idle threat – KFC gets its chickens from Tyson’s, which jams its chickens so tightly together that they can scarcely turn around, let alone wield a baseball bat. Plus Tyson’s chickens are so unhealthy that they have trouble standing. You’re too good for KFC or Tysons, kid.

Tough love.

looks like chicken nuggets from here?

The sun was in his eyes! It never would have happened if he’d put his capon!

Windowpane?

Chickens eat chickens???? :-OThe Humanity! er… The Poultry!

I was wondering what that piece of wood was doing in my bucket of wings last week.

I flashing back to the 60’s and that’s all I’m sayin’.

…with Hugh Beaumont, and starring Jerry Mathers as the Cockster.

aww…yeah, the ol windowpane! my kingdom for some good windowpane

I’ll have you know that I have high friends in places.

Finger LICKIN’ good!

What did short fry do?