Don’t worry, kid, it’s an idle threat – KFC gets its chickens from Tyson’s, which jams its chickens so tightly together that they can scarcely turn around, let alone wield a baseball bat. Plus Tyson’s chickens are so unhealthy that they have trouble standing. You’re too good for KFC or Tysons, kid.
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
At least he’s “Free Range”
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
Good Morning all you Gargyles
Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The way she’s holding it makes me wonder about the kid’s bucket list.
LucianDragos almost 13 years ago
this is a little dark even for Argyle Sweater lol
jreckard almost 13 years ago
I don’t think breaking the window is crispy, so it must be an original sin.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Wow,, Dad just goes to pieces over every infraction.
He’s a real wing nut…. no wonder all their other chicks have flown the coop.
Mama knows Dad rules the roost, so she hates having to take sides.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Hugh ain’t much of a rooster as far as roosters go.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
That boy is acting a little cocky today.
J Short almost 13 years ago
Hopefully the kid won’t kick the bucket.
Tom Falco almost 13 years ago
I’ll have extra crispy.
JB10000Lakes almost 13 years ago
General-ly, you should keep Major family incidents in Private.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Well you guys seem to have mined all the nuggets out of this toon.
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Give the kid a choice – It’s either military school and the colonel, or Catholic school and he becomes a fryer.
fishbulb239 almost 13 years ago
Don’t worry, kid, it’s an idle threat – KFC gets its chickens from Tyson’s, which jams its chickens so tightly together that they can scarcely turn around, let alone wield a baseball bat. Plus Tyson’s chickens are so unhealthy that they have trouble standing. You’re too good for KFC or Tysons, kid.
acesover almost 13 years ago
Tough love.
danlarios almost 13 years ago
looks like chicken nuggets from here?
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The sun was in his eyes! It never would have happened if he’d put his capon!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Windowpane?
coffeeturtle almost 13 years ago
Chickens eat chickens???? :-OThe Humanity! er… The Poultry!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
I was wondering what that piece of wood was doing in my bucket of wings last week.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
I flashing back to the 60’s and that’s all I’m sayin’.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
…with Hugh Beaumont, and starring Jerry Mathers as the Cockster.
wroady almost 13 years ago
aww…yeah, the ol windowpane! my kingdom for some good windowpane
PICTO almost 13 years ago
I’ll have you know that I have high friends in places.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Finger LICKIN’ good!
cobra-kai almost 13 years ago
What did short fry do?