The first qualification for a celebrity endorsee is that he/she/it actually have elbows to warm. I think that poor Cathy the carp fails on this account. We never see real people in this strip. But it might be time for Agnes to write a heartfelt letter to some Hollywood starlet asking for a freebee endorsement. Who knows?— all that bare skin waiting to be stylishly warmed.
Well, now, I’ve been thinking about this all week, and I think Agnes is finally on to something. The skin on my elbows closely resembles Cathy the Carp’s. As soon as Agnes gives us a website, I’m gonna order me some of those elbow warmers. Yep. I told you guys, Agnes is gonna rule this world some day, and I think she’s on her way to her first million before the week is out.
If not some Hollywood starlet – or Charlie Sheen in need of bumpers….. how about Bruno the Bruised Bruin. He is woefully in need of something to protect his elbows yet keep them tastefully warm at the same time.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Hey Trout, don’t carp!
Cathy might make a perfect mascot…..if Agnes would just start making her elbow warmers out of old fishnet stockings.
Plus, the punk/grunge/steampunk/alternative lifestyles set would fall for them hook, line and sinker.
rshive almost 13 years ago
The first qualification for a celebrity endorsee is that he/she/it actually have elbows to warm. I think that poor Cathy the carp fails on this account. We never see real people in this strip. But it might be time for Agnes to write a heartfelt letter to some Hollywood starlet asking for a freebee endorsement. Who knows?— all that bare skin waiting to be stylishly warmed.
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Well, now, I’ve been thinking about this all week, and I think Agnes is finally on to something. The skin on my elbows closely resembles Cathy the Carp’s. As soon as Agnes gives us a website, I’m gonna order me some of those elbow warmers. Yep. I told you guys, Agnes is gonna rule this world some day, and I think she’s on her way to her first million before the week is out.
Jeff0811 almost 13 years ago
Didn’t know Snoopy had elbows either for that matter
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
So, Tony, you a buzzillion in debt right now?
Kosher71 almost 13 years ago
Carp o’ tunnel vision.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
If not some Hollywood starlet – or Charlie Sheen in need of bumpers….. how about Bruno the Bruised Bruin. He is woefully in need of something to protect his elbows yet keep them tastefully warm at the same time.