Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 29, 2012

Hot oil? hey rip who is your favoirte voice coach? AND NOW I realize why he says SWEET MOLLY MCGOLDLOCK!!! plz let rip keep cobra and his soldier of fortune subscription and his integrity. TAKE TNT PLEASE!!!

Panel 3 = Picture Perfect Presentation of “Spoiled Brat holding her breath and throwing a Hissy Fit” which would explain WHY she hasn’t been able to find another Victim…ERRR I Mean “Fiance’” Yeah…Fiance’ …Since Rip Traded up…Ummmm I Meant…Broke Her Lil’ Black Stone of A Heart… Yeah! That’s What I Meant! Mmm.Hmmm :-) Have Fun Y’all! HUGPOUNCESZZZZ!

… hot oil? … nah … how about mud? … yes!

I vote for Jello wrestling!!!

Never saw anything like this in those old serials.

I’m voting for COLD oil and bikinis.

Goldie and Evil Mom tagteaming against Cobra and Fawn.

I totally think Corba could take her. She looks like a spoiled little witch who has “The Universe Is All About Me” attitude. Basically, she just needs her butt whipped, have a good cry and move on.

HugPounceszzz Haywire Hooligans!.Dan Da Man, how do you keep getting them in the most unique situations? Aberrant minds want to know! Iol. You totally rock Dude!

Let the mud-wrestling catfight begin!

I want to be the first to volunteer for referee.

Stepping away from the hottie fight for a second, how good is the Global Do-Good Alliance is if they’re taking marching orders from a super villain?

… don’t be ridiculous! take those bikinis off!

Looks sort of like high-octane Betty and Veronica.

Catfight! All right, girls, keep it clean, they came to see a catfight, not a dance! Pass the hot scented oil! :-)

Just gotta say: Cobra’s profile in panel 4 sure beats Goldie’s profile in panel 2!Ooops! That was a bit too shallow, wasn’t it?