Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 25, 2012

should be okay – in a “one size fits all” sense…

so thats why i got new socks

There’s going to be a lot of happy people down there!

Eek — if it’s socks, OK…. but it might be more like 197 Grandpas are about to find out they’re pregnant!

Among other people.

If his reply was " I cannot help you, take responsibility for your own life and stop bothering me" type of thing, then life will go on as usual and no one will be any wiser.

A great flood of email? Wipe everything clean and start over.

That’s the cloud I have been hearing about.

Call tech support

The hazards of Cloud Computing.

Like Bruce Almighty.

Oh, terrific. A $300 million lottery jackpot split 7 billion ways.

Just as I suspected—even God himself can’t master technology.

Its all good…..it was heaven sent.

So that’s why we didn’t get an Assitti Shard on Jan 20, 2009, centered on 38°53’51.51"N x 77° 2’11.20"W, with a radius of five miles….

“There are more tears over answered prayers than unanswered ones.” -Truman Capote

Didja notice how some flaming AH always manages to drag his political views into the comments?

Maybe some people WANT to have a baby.

Tex, that was my point!

One person prays for a baby, God says OK, hits reply-all, and makes EVERYBODY pregnant….

Blasphemy!

Hope he said, ‘I Will Bless You’.

You can see why god never wanted adam and eve to eat from the tree of knowledge…