Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 17, 2012

And then he took the pen and immediately wrote her the Bill!!

She kept it pen(t) up inside her for years.

how sad for the elephant

Musta been a

The writing was on the wall – of her stomach.

If humans died when they lost their teeth or they were broken and worn down, Walmart would be empty.

How manny calories would he need to fly?

Perhaps the pen IS mightier than the sword… ;)

So if we made dentures for the elephants, they would live longer.

The woman couldn’t ‘stomach’ that pen any longer!

“Inka Dinka Doo”

Just don’t fly too close to the sun!

So THAT’S what’s been causing that sharp pain in my stomach all these years !

Elephants have only six teeth. Two tusks and four molars.

I think it’s funny that they even tried the pen afterward.So how long would elephant wings have to be?

Can I ask how that pen got into that woman’s stomach?

She was 51 when she swallowed the pen. I bet she has a very interesting story about how it got in there!

On the subject of elephants: I heard they know when they are dying and they go to the “death fields” to die. Now I know why, starvation. What a terrible way to go. We need to supply them with dental insurance. :/

WHY would a woman swallow a pen?

Lg open market for elephant dentists.