Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 18, 2012

Hello, sailor.

They’ve probably been so busy Data Mining the commenters they forgot to post your strip.

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Frog Applause Translator".Original text:

“It took months, but his akimbo lessons finally paid off.”

…35 translations later:

“He spent several months to raise money for dog training.”

German, French and Hebrew through Pictures adorn my shelves. Interesting system.

As he stood there smugly rivaling in his petty triumph the wind change and the boom swept him over board. When he awoke they told him he was an atypical GoComic reader, with pictures from the Frog Blog to prove it.

“Warning! I brake for NOBODY!”

I remember Superelasticbubbleplastic. You needed the lung power of a jet engine to get it to work.

Something I did up back in 2004 for Mark Stanley’s fans. We should have some Frog Applause bumper stickers, we should.

The funnest things about those plastic bubbles was sniffing the stuff before you blew it up, and then when the bubble had popped, rolling it into a little ball and chewing it. Hm. Maybe that explains a lot…

okay… ??

Now they call him ‘Akimbo Jimbo.’

Limbo Akimbo!!!

I would think that doing the macarena would be more appropriate at Frog Applause

“and who, dressed as dad brady, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and the american way.”

MAKE ROOM AND SWING A LITTLE!

how to avoid changing diapers and paying for college :put your hands on your hips, elbows out and an Bayer aspirin between your knees.

Brakes?? I brake for akimbo lessons. Most everybody does.

After months of akimbo lessons, I regret to say, “they paid off” only because he happened to be wearing that day-glo lime-green shirt, which made him visually and semaphorically decipherable….

And for self defense, he takes Hapkido Akimbo!

re: Blog – Superelastic Bubble Plastic…one of my favorite toys for a time when I was a kid… but inhaling anywhere near the goop before it dried, let alone inhaling by mistake while inflating a bubble, probably killed off a few vital brain cells, and may have left me with periodic returning symp#rii.irvualkeu93030yjdlaynvieis

I want that clock purse!!!!

What happened to legs akimbo?

BTW – I was one of your fans who sent GoComics an email … as of two minutes ago, they have not responded.

How long did it take him?

Well, I had to do something to pass the time whilst I was waiting!

I see that ‘Akimbo Man’ learned his lessons well.