Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 27, 2012

Yes, more bears!

Psychiatry will catch on as soon as they invent receptionists.

It didn’t take the bear long to catch on.

I think we should have kept the bears…

sometimes a bear is just a bear

Part of the “nuts” and berries diet.

The problem is Feng Shui has not yet been developed. If the chairs where in the proper place – the dude with the spear would have got it first.

Word association….Doctor.: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhheee. Patient: Chomp?

Not wise sitting with your back to the door ( or the mouth of the cave, whatever )

Poor Doc was probably holding aces and eights, too.

I think the bear ate the nutty one

First course was tender. The second will be a little tougher.

Which came first – ursophobia or shrinkophobia?

When you’re bare hunting doesn’t the underbrush tickle your winkle?

My therapist closes the door before we get started so this doesn’t happen.

Maybe when the Arctic ice melts and the polar bears start moving South, we can train them to eat lawyers too.

I think I would be better off talking to a bear than a psychiatrist,…..

that’s what you get for setting up shop in a cave bears cave.

En garde!

Now we find out if he’s a freud of bears…

An unbearable number of puns, and Puddleglum hasn’t even chimed in yet!

Bear up.

Kudos to the furniture designer and manufacturer. They look comfy.

The doc has to grin and bear it.

And why do we make little stuffed versions of these critters? And then give them to children?

One more bell in the bear poo. So much for conquering your fears through therapy.