Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 08, 2012
March 07, 2012
March 09, 2012
Transcript:
Poi: I want you off my islands! Cobra: Poi, you should be thanking me! If I hadn't Shanghaied you, y-you never would've become the Polynesian pirate queen! You're so ungrateful. Poi: Don't try to spin this, you reptilian witch! I will give you until tomorrow to leave - Cobra: Shnikies! I've heard that forgiveness is divine! Music: "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" Poi: Just like the song says, only I'll kill you if you stay here!
Michael Thorton over 12 years ago
Love the Semisonic reference in the fourth panel. “Closing Time” is actually one of my favorite songs.
ctsignguy over 12 years ago
And to paraphrase Homer and Jethro: “If you go by my island, just be sure that you do….”
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Shnikies? lolllllllllllHugPounceszzz Haywire Hooligans!
PatyAnn over 12 years ago
She had her back to you Cobra, just kick her butt into next week, take over the island and live like a queen the rest of your days.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Ah, Cobra, your past is catching up with you, and to the tune of Semisonic’s “Closing Time,” no less! It’s so hard to go straight when you have so many people who’ve been waiting for payback!
alleyoops Premium Member over 12 years ago
So how did Cobra get on the island in the first place. I must have missed a day.
Veridian over 12 years ago
Holy Shnikies! Is that a Chris Farley reference I Spy in Panel 4? I think it IS! HUGPOUNCESZZZ!! Y’all!