Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 28, 2012

Eye see.

The cyclops lacked the guru’s depth of vision.

I don’t get it. Unless he’s got two eyes in the back of his head he doesn’t have a third eye…….

Species-specific stuff gets into religions all the time!

Third Eye? Isn’t that the one that doesn’t know if it’s coming orgoing?

Ask any mother … she knows how to sleep with one eye open AND oversees everything with the eyes in back of her head.

if the Cyclops has three eyes, does that mean the guru is a four-eyes?

One eyed two horned giant purple people eater!

What a vision!

Some guru you are. It’s the first two I’m interested in, not the third.