Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2003
Transcript:
"How can you keep me out of Heaven just because I was bad?...I didn't ask to be born." "So?" "Well, given that I didn't volunteer for this life thing, I'd say I was a pretty good sport...That oughta count for something." "Here's a nice toaster oven...Maybe Satan has some bagels."
metropolitan gnome about 13 years ago
not again! If you don’t have any Pearls strips to run, do what is usually done, and don’t run anything!
Jmcook006 almost 13 years ago
I love how you two are having a dialogue about 14 days apart.
pigs an idiot almost 13 years ago
THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tân Coul almost 13 years ago
The Rose strips, or dm’s Random capitalisations?
miazma Premium Member over 12 years ago
…Or not
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
I really hate this arc…… its makes Heaven seem awful, which it isn’t.
thetraveller4 over 12 years ago
Besides, how can something that does not exist be awful?
Doctor Coconuts almost 12 years ago
liar
PBS1! over 4 years ago
He makes sense…