Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2003
January 12, 2003
January 14, 2003
Transcript:
"How can you keep me out of Heaven just because I was bad?...I didn't ask to be born." "So?" "Well, given that I didn't volunteer for this life thing, I'd say I was a pretty good sport...That oughta count for something." "Here's a nice toaster oven...Maybe Satan has some bagels."
I really hate this arc…… its makes Heaven seem awful, which it isn’t.