Monty by Jim Meddick for March 22, 2012
March 21, 2012
March 23, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: Well, well, well... look who's back from a night of clubbing. Did you hook up with the Siamese down the road? How'd it go? Second base? Awesome, dude. High-fie. It really is pretty impressive, especially when you consider he's been neutered.
Montaholic over 12 years ago
We all know Fleshy meant two Siamese cats. Way to go, dude.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Where there a will, there’s a way.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Gotta keep score or else it doesn’t matter.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Monty and Fleshy communicate remarkably well. Amazing, considering that in spite of being neutered, Fleshy is clearly “getting a lot more” than Monty!
V-Beast over 12 years ago
I always assumed monty was neutered too.
jonesb over 12 years ago
“Cutting them proud” is to neuter after they’re adults and dogs often breed when they’ve been cut proud. I don’t know about cats.
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
So, is the siamese male or female? Or the same as Fleshy?
Bobong over 12 years ago
If 2nd base generated all that caterwauling, seems like it would be easy to at least steal third. But if I were neutered, I’d stop at second, too.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I assume he means he did it twice….
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
Our cats (both females) are spayed. We had a male cat for awhile who wasn’t fixed until a few months after we got him. Until then, he would try to mate with the girls and they would beat the crap out of him. Obviously not being in heat didn’t matter to him. He was a great cat though. He got ran over and I miss him.
pam Miner over 12 years ago
Does he Know it?