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Go home, sleep it off, then go seize the day. Or else fortune may go running for the hills when you either say something stupid, get angry or both while intoxicated.
Wobbly lass never won fair Fortune. Or something like that. Sober up first (which will require more than just a couple of pints of water), then seek your fortune….
CARP FOR A DIME! Come and get your CARP FOR A DIME!.Seize the Day. Piffle.Had a car engine that seized once. Wasn’t pretty..You get arrested for seizing anything today..
The missing M. Smokey almost 13 years ago
But first, seize something steady!
Peabody-Martini almost 13 years ago
Go home, sleep it off, then go seize the day. Or else fortune may go running for the hills when you either say something stupid, get angry or both while intoxicated.
hawgowar almost 13 years ago
2 pints of water will only make you drunker, more drunk, whatever.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Wobbly lass never won fair Fortune. Or something like that. Sober up first (which will require more than just a couple of pints of water), then seek your fortune….
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
CARP FOR A DIME! Come and get your CARP FOR A DIME!.Seize the Day. Piffle.Had a car engine that seized once. Wasn’t pretty..You get arrested for seizing anything today..
Ray_C almost 13 years ago
A bit of carpe temperantiam wouldn’t hurt.
arsmall almost 13 years ago
You always do just fine as long as you are still sitting on the stool..
Zaristerex almost 13 years ago
Find a fortune at the end of the rainbow on St. Patrick’s Day, which is coming up soon!
Fred Kuechenmeister almost 13 years ago
with that look, is she going to drink or make, 2 pints of water..?
runar almost 13 years ago
Looks more like crapé diem