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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2012
March 25, 2012
March 27, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: Shopping. He's looking for something that lets him sit wherever he wants yet always have a beer handy. Noise: Squeak squeak squeak... Rat: Gotta love the baby store.
Rat getâs ********** heâs going to be jumping up and down in that thing yelling and screaming and trying to get at whoever ************* him off. And as this is Rat, that thing will break. Then itâll be useless to him.
Hmmm, funny, by your comment of a reason to exist you are saying there was no reason for you to be born. You were a baby yourself at one time, as were we all.
This is not a âtrollâ topic. This is real. Humanity hit 7 billion in the last few months. 8 billion a decade from now. Human population has tripled in the last 60 years.Mixed among the root causes of every single major global problem that confronts humanity . . . lies overpopulation.
Great idea! Especially when your drunk butt pees, vomit then pass out! I live in Gainesville, Fl and can tell you first hand the students here on weekends can use that thing!
Trolls troll because they need attention and they have learned itâs easier to get negative attention than it is to get positive attention. But then again, this one â jukeofurl â does it to heat up the conversation..Thatâs what I think anyway.
âAnd if we stop producing off-spring the human race will become extinct.âDid I say anything about âstopping having offspringâ? Why do some folk automatically go âall-or-nothingâ?What is so crazy about just cutting back some?Maybe people who can barely afford to raise two children should stop at one. Is this a radical suggestion?Oh, and by the way, at the moment, there is nearly 0% chance of the human race âgoing extinctâ.
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
For some of us it would be a Hoveround!
duckland almost 13 years ago
Makes me want to put a mobile over my bed with dangling beer bottles instead of toys.
LLABDDO almost 13 years ago
Ratâs gotta drink fast, or his beer will get warm. That thing needs a cooler.
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
The squeeky wheel gets the Bud.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Rat, itâs so you!
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Is the next step an adult diaper?
BananaSlug almost 13 years ago
I no longer feel the urge to break Stephanâs fingers. Now I want to sit around drinking beer.
rshive almost 13 years ago
Do they make those in adult size?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
It would seem to beg for a nanny, to keep your walker loaded with fresh, cold brewskies. Maybe Pig can be your nanny, Rat!
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Rat getâs ********** heâs going to be jumping up and down in that thing yelling and screaming and trying to get at whoever ************* him off. And as this is Rat, that thing will break. Then itâll be useless to him.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
And he canât fall down!
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Hmmm, funny, by your comment of a reason to exist you are saying there was no reason for you to be born. You were a baby yourself at one time, as were we all.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
F6F5Hellcat, according to at least one significant other, Iâm a big baby when I get sickâŠ.
JGordonFan24 almost 13 years ago
Somehow I donât think this is the kind of use the maker had in mind.
rolleg almost 13 years ago
Ha! Mention beer and everybody writes a commentâŠ
c0wf4c3 almost 13 years ago
its so funny how pastis is against selling out, yet he has ads all over this page
corzak almost 13 years ago
This is not a âtrollâ topic. This is real. Humanity hit 7 billion in the last few months. 8 billion a decade from now. Human population has tripled in the last 60 years.Mixed among the root causes of every single major global problem that confronts humanity . . . lies overpopulation.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Would that just be a cage?
Petemejia77 almost 13 years ago
Great idea! Especially when your drunk butt pees, vomit then pass out! I live in Gainesville, Fl and can tell you first hand the students here on weekends can use that thing!
stacy_curtis Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Funny!
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Trolls troll because they need attention and they have learned itâs easier to get negative attention than it is to get positive attention. But then again, this one â jukeofurl â does it to heat up the conversation..Thatâs what I think anyway.
I'll fly away almost 13 years ago
For too many who do drink, often excessively, they do begin to act like babies. Babies have a valid excuse, not so much the older ones.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 13 years ago
No. But it needs a sign then. âCartoon Ratâ Keep hands and wallets clear of cage.
comicgal10 almost 13 years ago
I want one of those
ghipszky almost 13 years ago
Now that is a great one. Practical for Rat.
corzak almost 13 years ago
âAnd if we stop producing off-spring the human race will become extinct.âDid I say anything about âstopping having offspringâ? Why do some folk automatically go âall-or-nothingâ?What is so crazy about just cutting back some?Maybe people who can barely afford to raise two children should stop at one. Is this a radical suggestion?Oh, and by the way, at the moment, there is nearly 0% chance of the human race âgoing extinctâ.
Gluteus Maximus almost 13 years ago
???
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
So thatâs why some babies look so happy!