Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 10, 2009

Looks just like yer average Denny’s waiter to me….

Hey - I had that guy wait on me before!

for a guy who’s supposedly good at keeping secrets, he’s really revealing alot here aint he.

It’s on Euclid and I-235. They have the best corn omlettes.

Are the IOWA people ignorant or just so political correct that nobody would ever mention that there is a giant green thing with a tale working as a waiter at Denny’s

No, they’re just very open-minded there. Want to hold the first caucuses here? Cool, have at it. Gay marriage? No problem. Seagoing reptilian waiters? Sure, why not?

Think twice before ordering the Grand Slam breakfast.

I think the dude’s trying to get into Pam’s uniform…

I don’t think it would fit him

Iowa people voted for obama, you figure it out.

Oh, so that explains Gary the Vampire and his unusual friends.

I guess it would’ve been a mistake to put him in Red Lobster.

BazookaBoy - It’s OK, he plans to use the red flashy thing on Pam when he’s done.

If the big green waiter starts talking about how much he liked “Bambi Meets Godzilla,” run.

If the big green waiter starts talking about how much he liked “Bambi Meets Godzilla,” run.

Actually, I don’t believe there are any Denny’s restaurants in Iowa. My daughter became entranced with their children’s menu during a road trip and was most disappointed upon our return home that there were none nearby. There are certainly none listed in the Des Moines metro phone book, so I’m assuming the statement about Euclid and I-235 is facetious. If the monster were a waiter at Village Inn, I’m sure most Iowans would very politely ignore his condition and tip appropriately based solely upon his service.

To paraphase South Park: “And that’s when I noticed my waiter was 14-feet tall, and was a monster from the Paleolithic Era!”

And how much do you tip the Loch Ness monster?

“…about Three-fifty!”

Nessy is not going to like waiting on those Dinette Set characters. They tip lousy.

ProfessorKid, your comment is priceless, well, anyway it’s worth at least three’ fitty…

Villemez Brown, I am from Texas, and the only time I ever went through Iowa, on my way to Wisconsin, I ate at a Denny’s in Davenport, Iowa.

The reason I remember is I ordered the Grand Slam Breakfast, and asked for picante sauce to put on it. They had never heard of it, and brought me tabasco instead.

But the waiter did look like the one in the comic, only hairier.

There are two Denny’s across the Mississippi River from Davenport in the state of Illinois, but none in Davenport itself. According to the Dennys.com website, the only Denny’s in Iowa is in Clear Lake, a town up near the Minnesota (Land of Ten Thousand Lakes) border. How appropriate a location for the Loch Ness Monster!

The secret is blending in.

The hard part is lending in.