Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 14, 2012

Yeh, her’s is full.

Opposable thumbs.

Lucy has opposable hooves.

Outrageous!

The Lucidity of Danae’s imagination is enviable.

Outrage doesn’t work. Homework still needs to be done!

Have a friend with a miniature horse who comes in the house. hooves are hard on carpets so she wears kids tennis shoes. She can open the sliding door – but she won’t close it unless you yell at her. When the phone man saw this he was sure he had been drugged. She had on her rainbow sneakers that day…

Too much outrage and not enough Righteous Indignation here today.

Imagine if everyone could do exactly what they wanted to do.

I bet Lucy would enjoy some Mr. Ed reruns…

Isn’t it better for the body for a person to be OUTraged than INraged? Of course Danae is probably both most of the time.

Imagine how outraged your teacher is going to be when you don’t turn in any homework, Danae.

Lingee, He/she’s already on the list, I’m sure……………………

Lucy makes horse sense to me.

“. . . am I to assume Lucy is a real live, talking miniature horse, and not a stuffed toy that comes to life only in Danae’s imagination?”A little while back, Wiley checked into the comments section and said that Lucy is a real miniature horse, not a toy.

and you thot Hobbes was a real talking Bengal, didn’t you?

and just imagine how outraged she’ll be when she gets put back a year, since they probably don’t have schools for the mentally gifted in Maine—here in Virginia, “special” students have to be retarded to qualify. they don’t give a damn about genius kids. figgers.

I seem to recall Lucy coming to live with them. Didn’t Danae “find” her somewhere. Don’t remember where she came from but I remember Danae’s struggle with her father to keep Lucy.

Over-privileged kids…come on, we ALL were! with unreal expectations set when we/‘they’ were babies…OUT raged!

Nobody reading this has had much outdoor toilet experience, nor even gone across the street to shoot a hydrophobic dog…

But are capable of outrage. At THEIR own supposed royal supposed mistreatment…

love the strip. Bet it’s greatly beloved in Haiti…too.

Here’s my list: wet toilet paper, dirt road signs warning that the road is “primitive”, boogers you can feel but not snag, people who believe things without facts (religious and secular), pundits (or, did I just mention them?), people who repeat themselves (oh, wait…), and the list goes on and on…

Tomorrow… I am waiting, EAGERLY, for tomorrow’s strip!Tomorrow is the 15th of March 2012AD!

nobody (nobody I tell) seems to understand that I am referring to 15th of March 1992AD!!!

TOMORROW!!!

gosh, also need an alter ego …..so what’s up now?

Wiley, Lucy does look like she could pull a miniature Bud beer wagon :-) A team of four (or is it two?) Lucy’s :-0

Anyone see a Calvin & Hobbes re-do?

She learns her lesson well from Calvin. Few people put so much effort into avoiding homework…

Danae and Heart are both railing about homework today.