Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 11, 2012

You’re on a roll, Dave.

Looks all wiped out.

He probably demanded to be taken to our leader and was told that the little building with the crescent moon on the door is the White House. (Btw. this isn’t aimed at any president past or present.)

You’d think so when you try to start another roll.

Mr. Whipple (that Charmin guy) would be surprised if that were true!

I think their ship should be a slightly different shape…maybe

I hate it when nobody replaces the roll with a new one when the old one runs out!

…or sneaks out, as the case may be.

Men never put a new roll up. Rats!!

The horrible things he’s seen. The horror….the horror.

“I said Earth, you idiot! Not Uranus!”

Oh! Got a little unraveled, did we!

That was a dirty crack.

Tubular

“Lets roll!”

They invented toilet paper without a cardboard roller. It saves paper and helps clean up the earth.

Now this one is funny. Now that planet will be the butt of interplanetary jokes.

this made me laugh out loud. it’s good to know that toilet humour never loses it’s ability to make life lighter…so to speak.

Loved this so much I taped it to my office wall…manager took it down (and threw it out!) thinking that I was making a “get me the ‘bleep’ outta here” reference to my job!!!Unbelievable……almost.