Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 17, 2012

Top o’ the Morning to ye all!

Hee-hee, Andy lost.

There must be St. Mary’s hospitals in every bloody town in the world!! I was born in one, there’s one here!!

Beware, the leprechaun. He is very cunning & will do anything to get his pot o’ gold back.

When did Andy change from snooker to pool?

“Well Kiss Me Blarney Stone’s”. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

Why all the Domestic Abuse towards men?

There is a St. Mary’s Hosp. in Tucson, Ariz. also.

St.Patrick , not really Irish. Born and educated in Italy or England. Look it up.

That’s our Andy all right!

I would hit him over the head with that pool cue.

LOL xxx

Andy Capp 1958

Andy ALWAYS thinks he knows it all!

Of all my favorite things to do, The utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beer’s so frosty, smooth, and cold———It’s paradise——Pure liquid gold Yes beer means many things to me that’s all for now -——I gotta Pee

In Norfolk, VA, there’s a St. Mary’s Infant Home for multi-handicapped children.

No, Andy. If Flo has to give you money, SHE’S buying. Use your own gambling winnings, you lout!Andy reminds me of a man in an old joke. The man goes to a friend to ask for a loan — his wife and kids are sick, there’s no food in the house, the rent is due, etc.The friend, knowing the man has a gambling problem says "How do I know you won’t waste this money on poker or horse races?“Oh, no,” the man replies, “I’ve GOT gambling money.”