Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 19, 2012
March 17, 2012
March 20, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: I'm the slave to a crazy pirate queen, and cobra and TNT are at sea on a bomb-laden boat! What a great week! Poi: Come to me, man-slave. I command you to whisper sexy nothings into my ear. Rip: If Cobra's blown into shark chunks, I'm going to close out your register like the boss at a waffle house! Where's that detonator and how do I save my sweet bombshell? Poi: (Gulp!) Ruining (gasp) my (wheeze) moment!
Bender_Sastre over 12 years ago
My bro is straight to the point.
KAKKAROT1701 over 12 years ago
That’s right! Cause Cobra is HOT!!!!!
mntim over 12 years ago
I knew she would underestimate him eventually.
PatyAnn over 12 years ago
Just dont squeeze too hard Rip. Dead or unconscious crazy ladies do not answer questions.Love panel 4. Moments like that are why I read this.
Dkram over 12 years ago
Will the squeeze play work? Will she make it through the week? Will she hold her breath..Just wondering..\\//_
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Sexiest threat ever whispered.Ah, true love!
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Close her register like a boss at the Waffle House…lmaoooooo, thats almost as funny as when Rip said lol last week instead of just laughing out loud …..HugPounceszzz Haywire Hooligans, hope you have a great St. Patty’s day weekend!
tylerholt over 12 years ago
WHOOO rip. he should tell her SHUSHIES just for the heck o’ it
angeldscoobydoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Even now, that’s what she says? Wow, she seriously needs to get her priorities in order.
angeldscoobydoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Also, she really doesn’t know Rip if she’s asking him to whisper sexy nothings into her ear. Rip is not that type of guy.