Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 23, 2012
March 22, 2012
March 24, 2012
Transcript:
Poi: Be reasonable, Haywire! Let me go and I will split my Polynesian pirate queen empire with you! Rip: I'm a one-woman ma, and if she's dead - I'll never love another - But more importantly, I'd never love a scoundrel like you! It's in the Haywire genes. Poi: Gawd! Now I want him more than ever! Crystal: You never read the copy of "he's just not that into you" that I gave you for Christmas, did you?
Phatts over 12 years ago
… he’ll never love a scoundrel like her, coz he’s already in love with the other scoundrel …
Little Miss Tink over 12 years ago
For simple minds like hers
punchydugan over 12 years ago
It’s always kinda fun when Rip reminds us as to why we like him so much.
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
It sounds like Madame Poi has fallen heels over head like this before, if Crystal thought she had to give her a book like that. Unless Crystal is trying to keep her pirate queen from hooking up with any man because she … oh my. That may explain why Crystal had gotten braces so late in life. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, none of my business, never mind …
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
SIGH! He’s so dreamy when he plays “Hard-to-Get”, isn’t he?
tylerholt over 12 years ago
Ok Rip just throw em overboard she’d do the same to you.
mntim over 12 years ago
Ol’ Ripcord believes in justice. An antemortem burial at sea ain’t justice, as tempting as it may be.